Very creative and tongue in cheek? Loopy.But a definition of gayness here is applicable.I know a 45 kilo teeth-brace and bikini wearing chick who does unhooked trix and is alot more agressive on a North than an 80kilo male on a slingshot who strokes his ego and mows the lawn.Looks like coldshot got the 'hotshot' he asked for.Also different cities have different kite demographics.
Mate I dunno where you got that, but I found the real copy of it online.
Here it is:
I wish I saw this before I brought 2 of the gayest kites.. 
but I still have my old cabrinha so I guess that reduces the gayness by one third.
According to the original table. I am being blinded by so many gayness tables, I don't know what to believe anymore.
This is my first year of kiting.
First two kites SS RPM 10 and 8
Third kite bought a Argo 13.5
Forth Airush one 12 (Snaped my neck, was in hospital for week. Never fully recovered).
Fifth kite is a 17.5 O.R. FLITE (Re-hurt my neck stiff now)
Just got my first surf kite 11 ZIAN KIMA, best kite so far love it. You can see me now surfing honolulu Kahala without a helmet, because that's what John Wayne would do.
P.S Invitations to my wake not needed please, help my wife with funeral expenses.
Select to expand quotezarb said...
I am averaging approximately 40% gayness.
According to the first chart you are somewhere between the terminator and chuck norris. 40% gay, 100% badass.. 
[}:)]
Select to expand quotedan111984 said..zarb said...
I am averaging approximately 40% gayness.
According to the first chart you are somewhere between the terminator and chuck norris. 40% gay, 100% badass.. 
So according to this chart Zarb, at 40% gayness your mostly straight but:
-you wear your pants like Arny - black leather (probably really tight)
-and your shirt is undone ala Chuck norris.
Are you ziggy stardust?
, J
