This afternoon I was down at the river having a swim to cool off before my shift.
Another bloke approaches as its a nice afternoon.
The usual courtesies were exchanged when he askes if Id like to keep him and his girlfriend company and have a 3way..at their place...right now...surprised I was I turned down the offer politely and wished him and his gf good luck on their endevour to get a bit of action.
Any randomness happen to you today?

I was scammed on my credit card making a Walmart in USA transaction at 5am (I do not get up till 5.30am at the earliest ) for over $1200. Too late you scammers credit card now closed.

I was at the river with my GF and offered a guy a threesome and he declined..... go figure.....

Dear Seabreeze,
I never thought I'd be writing to your column until..............

Warwick thats bull**** criminal scammers seem to be everywhere you look these day...tomorrow is another day .

I bet this one dude $1200 worth of goods from Walmart
That he wouldn't hit this other creepy looking old up for a three some with his girl friend

Giggity

I had a great windsurf.

Broke up a cool chat about beers of the world with a very knowledgeable CAT bus driver I never seem before during my 5 min ride. Bottoms UP

I was down at the river today and would gladly have had a threesome but there were no young devotchkas around to partake so I just did some painting on my yacht.

I was also down by a river, talking to a bunch of frogs, we were discussing "toaday", I found out that they hate toads, they all ganged up and chased me out of there.

I made 2 fin extensions with my 3d printer... and it work like a farking champ!
I had over $4000 in Uber charges + T-Mobile phone credit on my card in the UK, couple months back.

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theDoctor said..


I bet this one dude $1200 worth of goods from Walmart
That he wouldn't hit this other creepy looking old up for a three some with his girl friend

I nearly spat out my lunch laughing after reading this - Give that man a t-shirt

Was chattin to a mate's mate whos a tranny. He/she said its bf was down at the river fishing...

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Revhead said..
Was chattin to a mate's mate whos a tranny. He/she said its bf was down at the river fishing...

A mates mate eh!

My new neighbour, who is possibly 12 years my junior, toned with an impressive set of boobs and is a brunette to boot, had this cranked up in her car. We are going to get on well.

You'd have to be a freak to proposition a stranger for something like that.
It's just as well he declined. He probably would have ended up chained in a dungeon..

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Mastbender said..
I was also down by a river, talking to a bunch of frogs, we were discussing "toaday", I found out that they hate toads, they all ganged up and chased me out of there.

Yeah the French are like that when they are in a group.

I know this sounds probably less believe able than being invited to a three some by a random stranger.

My shopping trolley actually steered exactly were I wanted it was so much fun I just kept going around shopping totally blown budget but maybe it was the smile on my face I actually got chatted up by three women.

^^^ Pics or it didn't happen, and I'm talking about the trolley

If I was smart I would have hidden it for next time .

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actiomax said..
I know this sounds probably less believe able than being invited to a three some by a random stranger.

My shopping trolley actually steered exactly were I wanted it was so much fun I just kept going around shopping totally blown budget but maybe it was the smile on my face I actually got chatted up by three women.

Confucius say "In the great supermarket of life, may all your trolley wheels go in the same direction".

A couple of weeks ago I was at my little windsurf spot in South Perth. After my sail I decided to make my spot there a little more comfortable by trimming up the tree's with my swiss army knife. It's got the little saw on it. So I'm going around kicking sticks out of the way trampling on the ground everywhere and enjoying my work clearing out my space so I've got more room to rig & de - rig without my sail getting caught on tree branches or sticks. So after this I pack up my gear which was propped up on the trees to drain the water off. So it was starting to get dark and just as I picked up my mast to put it away I only just spot a huge bullant on my mast crawling along. So I just carry it away a bit and flick it off and pack up and go home. So a couple of weeks roll on and on Friday just gone 11/3/16 I spot a massive bullant nest. I've been walking on top of it for 2 weeks. It's where I've chucked my shorts or jeans down and left them there while I'm out having my windsurf. I've no idea how I hadn't been bitten & stung & I'm being extra careful at all times there now. But i will have to say these critters have got to go so in a couple of days I'll put 20 L of petrol down the hole and sorry ants but your all too close for comfort

Be careful with the fuel, I did this awhile back and poured kero down several holes then decided to set the kero alight, the fat little sods came out in a big hurry, but the holes were still smoking a week later then a tea tree bush about 100M away burst into fire one night....all very exciting but wary of doing the samething again.

There's only a couple of pine trees near the nest and they never burn, done this before and I will be ready to run. Was it a bullant nest you did it to

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Chris6791 said...
^^^ Pics or it didn't happen, and I'm talking about the trolley

Yeh how bad is the steering on those things
Around Gero they end up 3klms away from Coles and woolworths

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mrbones said..
There's only a couple of pine trees near the nest and they never burn, done this before and I will be ready to run. Was it a bullant nest you did it to

You're going to need a lot of kero

Bullant nests aren't as big. A few hundred is an average size nest.

Burning to death is a bad way to go, even for an ant. Can you smoke them out and fill the hole with something? Water? (once they're out and on their way)(and not attacking you). or maybe rig a bit further along?

I know every critter has its place in the eco system and bullants are a cool feisty critter but they are very close to where I rig up and its the only spot with a big enough clearing anywhere along the stretch of river where I go. I can't get to another spot because this spot is close enough to walk and I don't have a car at the moment. I might just try to co exist but if I ever get stung just one time or I find too many wanderers I will be taking action. I don't want to be deliberately cruel but I know this method of petrol down the nest and light it gets the best result