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Razzonater said..
Aaagh yes The rarely seen speckled southern bunyip, you can tell it's not the northern species by the size of the molars.
They can get very aggressive during mating season and it's best not to walk through the bush around spring.
many a tourist who has gone missing has been taken by one of these godforsaken critters, it's best to call the RAC in the case of a flat tyre and lock the doors.
You jest sir.
these are quite clearly the bones of an eastern blue drop bear.
known for their higher drop height, they use those long lower incisors to pierce the preys skull on impact. This generally results in a quicker, sometimes instantaeous death.
Best wear a high impact helmet on those walks of yours in future myusername.