Well my wife is always pretty subtle, but this time I think I have really pissed her off with my recent kite purchases..

I get home from picking up parts in town and she's bought me a coffin.

There is a note inside.....
Let me know the date and time, as I cant have it clashing with my plans.

Best coffin I've ever seen.

she could of bought you a spit, at least you could use it until the big day comes

Always better is the view from the outside

A coffin is unusual to store your new kites In? It looks like you're already organised with tubs and stuff?

Buy a couple of latches for it and you'll have a place to stuff her till she stops nagging

Oh, and throw the dog in too and you'll see who loves you the most when you let them out

Stitch her up Chook,

Bolt a set of wheels, a mast and sail onto it!

or even better - another pulse jet


stephen

Ifn you do put wheels on it, do you know how to stop your coffin?
Stop smokin

Lots of great ideas there guys.!!!

Yeh she is a dag
The coffin was part of a play my wife was singing in and she bought it after the show.

Phil painted new themes on the coffin every night during the show while the audience watched him toiling away and it was turned around so that it could be seen at the end of the show.

My favourite is the dog.

I recon you should turn it into an over powered go cart - extra point if you can get the exhaust to spit flames.

Mate, I reckon you are a lucky fella. For a missus to have that much of a sense of humour you are indeed doing well.

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ka43 said..
Mate, I reckon you are a lucky fella. For a missus to have that much of a sense of humour you are indeed doing well.

Ha ha yeh 30 years of marriage and I'm not giving her up.

Just got her trained.