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Mark _australia
Mark _australia

WA

23526 posts

30 Aug 2018 3:36pm
Right crew, help me out with boardies.

I want what they used to call a crossover short, now 'hybrid'. Boardies material that dries fast, with pockets so you can carry stuff. I had an Oakley pair and a Severne that were perfect (hint, hint Severne people....) but both are many years old now and almost stuffed.

Almost everything now looks like 1970's walk shorts in slim fit. I have no desire to look like a reject from Abba and the legs are too slim for windsurfing in. Plus a button up front has to fit 100% exact or eventually ya gonna be nekkid when u jump in.....
They are more like formal shorts just made out of thin material, and that doesn't work for me.


I just want normal boardies but with at least 3 pockets. A loose boardies fit around legs and arse, drawstring front, light material, 2 front pockets and 1 or 2 rear.

AND not pay $100 for them........

Ideas?
JulianRoss
JulianRoss

WA

544 posts

30 Aug 2018 4:06pm
My last pair of quickies are just that. and I look very cool wearing a name brand.....
Tequila !
Tequila !

WA

1028 posts

30 Aug 2018 4:15pm
Kmart or Rivers...
Vince68
Vince68

WA

675 posts

30 Aug 2018 4:33pm
I wouldn't Rivers unless you don't mind something made by a 4 year old. Don't get me wrong the stitching is fantastic but i don't think 4 year olds should be working. Probably the same for Kmart when i think about it
Mark _australia
Mark _australia

WA

23526 posts

30 Aug 2018 4:40pm
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JulianRoss said..
My last pair of quickies are just that. and I look very cool wearing a name brand.....



model name....?

I am sick of googling.....for hours.....
albers
albers

NSW

1739 posts

30 Aug 2018 7:17pm
Lotofwind recommends these:




They're so comfortable, you won't even know that you're wearing them
actiomax
actiomax

NSW

1576 posts

30 Aug 2018 7:19pm
I got a pair everything your asking for from city beach $50 .
Seem pretty good quality .
lotofwind
lotofwind

NSW

6451 posts

30 Aug 2018 7:59pm
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albers said..
Lotofwind recommends these:




They're so comfortable, you won't even know that you're wearing them


Yep, best boardies ever, but they don't come in XXXL unfortunately Markie, try ebay, you can still get the old school boardies with longer legs and Velcro drawstring. Billabong/Quickies etc. Why do you need 3 pockets for????? Flares??????Compass????Food????
albers
albers

NSW

1739 posts

30 Aug 2018 8:10pm
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lotofwind said..


albers said..
Lotofwind recommends these:




They're so comfortable, you won't even know that you're wearing them




Yep, best boardies ever, but they don't come in XXXL unfortunately Markie, try ebay, you can still get the old school boardies with longer legs and Velcro drawstring. Billabong/Quickies etc. Why do you need 3 pockets for????? Flares??????Compass????Food????



You must be physic? (Or a troll)
myusernam
myusernam

QLD

6154 posts

30 Aug 2018 8:39pm
I go best and less or lowes stretch fabric boardies.
when I find them for $5 I buy them in large lots. don't care if they're the same.
saves using rags when using sikaflex etc. just wipe it on your strides.
One problem I have found on the cheap shorts is the Velcro gives up long before the shorts do. normally not so much of a problem but if you're wearing a shorter t shirt sometimes the mouse can leave the house and get spotted. Akward when yr picking up the daughter from school etc.
cauncy
cauncy

WA

8407 posts

30 Aug 2018 7:03pm
Got some ion board shorts
plenty of ballroom, deep pockets for stuff like playing pocket billiards,

Plain colours so it doesn't distract from your good looks and chiseled physique ??
tryharder
tryharder

SA

100 posts

30 Aug 2018 9:07pm
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Vince68 said..
I wouldn't Rivers unless you don't mind something made by a 4 year old. Don't get me wrong the stitching is fantastic but i don't think 4 year olds should be working. Probably the same for Kmart when i think about it


The 4 year olds are working cause they need money to live. Would you preference they didn't eat?
cauncy
cauncy

WA

8407 posts

30 Aug 2018 8:02pm
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tryharder said..

Vince68 said..
I wouldn't Rivers unless you don't mind something made by a 4 year old. Don't get me wrong the stitching is fantastic but i don't think 4 year olds should be working. Probably the same for Kmart when i think about it



The 4 year olds are working cause they need money to live. Would you preference they didn't eat?


I'd prefer they lived like kids and not be made to work
but hey nice PR for company's that without them helping they wouldn't eat
Mark _australia
Mark _australia

WA

23526 posts

30 Aug 2018 9:11pm
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lotofwind said..

Yep, best boardies ever, but they don't come in XXXL unfortunately Markie, try ebay, you can still get the old school boardies with longer legs and Velcro drawstring. Billabong/Quickies etc. Why do you need 3 pockets for????? Flares??????Compass????Food????




how about a helpful link to the Billabong or Quiksilver that meets all my requirements, in 36 waist, on eBay and under $80???

Cos I am retarded and didn't think to look on eBay. Go on. Please do, show me. Us old people would never think of eBay.
Imbecile.

,
As to 3 pockets, well in summer I am shaping/ sanding in morning, go to shops maybe, then into the water in the afternoon to wash the dust off.
So I need one for keys and coin, one for ID wallet and phone and back pocket for wallet. So who GAF what you think might be in them, its a valid question and if you have so many Billy / Quickie on eBay suggestions, show them...
Imbecile.


Mick, never thought of Ion so will check them out
Cheers
lotofwind
lotofwind

NSW

6451 posts

31 Aug 2018 1:42am
lol , 10 years and the fish in the barrel just get easier to shoot. lol Love ya Markie.
But seriously, why not change your shorts when you sailboard????? Lots of shorts out there with one back pocket for your key, don't need 3 pockets in the water???????????
Not many quick dry boardies will have that many pockets as they are made for surfers, not sailors, and pockets tend to open and drag when you paddle. So most of us surfers don't want pocket or carry crap in them when surfing.
Emeboy
Emeboy

NSW

399 posts

31 Aug 2018 10:16am
Trip to Bali Mark.... Always a bargain there!! About the only place I can get boardies under $80... and old (normal) style too!
JulianRoss
JulianRoss

WA

544 posts

31 Aug 2018 8:17am
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Mark _australia said..

JulianRoss said..
My last pair of quickies are just that. and I look very cool wearing a name brand.....




model name....?

I am sick of googling.....for hours.....


will check when i get back home. stand by
but they were in the local quickie shop..
dmitri
dmitri

VIC

1040 posts

31 Aug 2018 1:33pm
I only wear the ones with elastic waist for a surf and they all come with 3 pockets..never had a drag drama lotofwind mentioned.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia

WA

23526 posts

31 Aug 2018 12:51pm
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lotofwind said..
lol , 10 years and the fish in the barrel just get easier to shoot. lol Love ya Markie.
But seriously, why not change your shorts when you sailboard????? Lots of shorts out there with one back pocket for your key, don't need 3 pockets in the water???????????
Not many quick dry boardies will have that many pockets as they are made for surfers, not sailors, and pockets tend to open and drag when you paddle. So most of us surfers don't want pocket or carry crap in them when surfing.


Because why have 2 pairs of shorts, when one pair will do?
With the hybrids I can wear them in the workshop, go to the shop with lots of stuff in my posckets and hit the water later in the day without changing.
Nor washing
Then wear them out at night cos they are 'clean' again

And yes I am aware not many will have that many pockets, OMG maybe thats why I posted here....

Anyway thanks to the helpful peeps, I found some. Good sale stuff on surfstitch but you have to scroll thru 300 results to find the ones with side pockets.
evlPanda
evlPanda

NSW

9207 posts

31 Aug 2018 4:15pm
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cauncy said..

tryharder said..


Vince68 said..
I wouldn't Rivers unless you don't mind something made by a 4 year old. Don't get me wrong the stitching is fantastic but i don't think 4 year olds should be working. Probably the same for Kmart when i think about it




The 4 year olds are working cause they need money to live. Would you preference they didn't eat?



I'd prefer they lived like kids and not be made to work
but hey nice PR for company's that without them helping they wouldn't eat


You want to know the real truth about child labor laws? They're silly and outdated. Why, back in the 30s, children as young as five could work as they pleased; from textile factories to iron smelts.
evlPanda
evlPanda

NSW

9207 posts

31 Aug 2018 4:16pm
Child labour laws really came about when people started to feel actually sorry for the chimney sweeps that got stuck in the chimneys. And died there. Slowly.

Er ...have a nice day?
bazz61
bazz61

QLD

3570 posts

31 Aug 2018 4:25pm
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myusernam said..
I go best and less or lowes stretch fabric boardies.
when I find them for $5 I buy them in large lots. don't care if they're the same.
saves using rags when using sikaflex etc. just wipe it on your strides.
One problem I have found on the cheap shorts is the Velcro gives up long before the shorts do. normally not so much of a problem but if you're wearing a shorter t shirt sometimes the mouse can leave the house and get spotted. Akward when yr picking up the daughter from school etc.


Even worse on a cold day ya walkn up the beach log under arm .....
obenebo
obenebo

NSW

56 posts

31 Aug 2018 5:21pm
I just bought a pair of DaKine Kokio hybrids for $20. But that was at the Haiku store on Maui. Exactly your specs but no drawstring, they do have belt loops to make your own though.
JulianRoss
JulianRoss

WA

544 posts

3 Sep 2018 7:57am
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JulianRoss said..

Mark _australia said..


JulianRoss said..
My last pair of quickies are just that. and I look very cool wearing a name brand.....





model name....?

I am sick of googling.....for hours.....



will check when i get back home. stand by
but they were in the local quickie shop..


Sorry Mr Australia, there is no model name on the shorts.....
But I rate them nonetheless..
Mark _australia
Mark _australia

WA

23526 posts

3 Sep 2018 4:00pm
^^ look good but fark $80 on special

Just got two pairs from surfstitch on special, $58 delivered - and in 3 days to WA. Very happy

Forgot I need a hat too....... oh well back to the sales, sound like a woman lol


But Severne- make your damn shorts again.I would pay for them, they were the ducks gonads.
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