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shoodbegood > 9 months ago, 16 May 2017

shoodbegood

VIC

873 posts

16 May 2017 10:34pm

Is no fun......

Anyone had any luck with any snake oil treatments?

I am nearly 50 so guess I've had a fair run considering my genetics!

Well, if the "pattern" is 30% chance when you're 30, 40% chance when you're 40, 50% chance when you're 50 then you're about on even chances now. Just shave it all off and make that your thing.

There were myself and three other thirty-somethings all chatting around my desk at work the other day, I was the only one with hair. The rest were all clippered off.

Razzonater

2224 posts

16 May 2017 8:48pm

35 stArted losing it at 24-25.
tried different haircuts but really only had the mullet option or shaved.
unless it's a mullet like rod Stewart best off shaving it

theDoctor

NSW

5786 posts

16 May 2017 10:51pm

You can get some pretty good hats

Mr Milk

NSW

3120 posts

16 May 2017 11:17pm

Steer clear of transplants.
I used to have a customer who had paid about $500 000 too much for his cafe, so he decided to take it out on the milk man. Discounts, never leave the crates out, slow payment etc.
But I was always cheered up just by looking at his cheap transplant. A line of 3mm divots taken out of the back and planted in front of his 100% bald scalp. Just thinking about him makes me laugh.
Like the Doctor says, buy some hats

actiomax

NSW

1576 posts

17 May 2017 5:34am

The comb over still seems to be an option for some.

Gorgo

VIC

5108 posts

17 May 2017 11:05am

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shoodbegood said..
Is no fun......

Anyone had any luck with any snake oil treatments?

I am nearly 50 so guess I've had a fair run considering my genetics!

Assuming the treatments work, what difference is it going to make? Do you think you will be fabulously attractive and successful with more hair? Do you think nobody is going to notice the little tufts sticking out of the plugs in your head?

If you're ugly without hair then you're probably ugly with hair.

chucktheskiffie

220 posts

17 May 2017 9:35am

The comedian Bill Burr used to have a bit about hair transplants looking like ant legs...

shi thouse

1154 posts

17 May 2017 10:03am

As Kelly Slater once said...."If you haven't got it, you haven't got it"

Poor Kelly, he must struggle to pick up women.

byf

517 posts

17 May 2017 10:30am

Lost mine very early 20s. Been shaving the noggin ever since. I'm 42 now.

Jupiter

2156 posts

17 May 2017 12:06pm

It is just part of what and who you are. Your genetics dictate how you look when you are 10, 30, 50 and hopefully at 100. If people judge you for how you look then it is their problem. Just be comfortable with who you are.

Remember Yul Brynner ? How about Donald Trump ? Well, may be not a good idea to copy Trump's comb-over.

Beaglebuddy

1595 posts

17 May 2017 2:39pm

I'm 53 and have a full head of hair, it's over rated. Look at blokes like Jason Statham, Sean Connery, think they cares about losing their hair? I wouldn't take Propecia (Finasteride), scary side effects.

JulianRoss

544 posts

17 May 2017 3:39pm

I am rediculously good looking. It's a calling.

Craig66

NSW

2466 posts

17 May 2017 6:19pm

dmitri

VIC

1040 posts

17 May 2017 6:45pm

Russia has a very simple changing its leader rule that's been going on for nearly 200 years.
It's called "bald-hairy".
A bald leader has to be changed with a hairy one and vice versa.

SandS

VIC

5904 posts

17 May 2017 7:20pm

yes . this really works ....................................................... drink 2 stubbies of your favourite beer , go into the backyard and piss on your hands .

rub your piss soaked hands into your scalp .

repeat process over 5 days ....................................................

you should see an improvement in hair growth.

report back to seabreeze .....................................................................................

Richoa

NSW

478 posts

17 May 2017 7:49pm

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SandS said..
yes . this really works ....................................................... drink 2 stubbies of your favourite beer , go into the backyard and piss on your hands .

rub your piss soaked hands into your scalp .

repeat process over 5 days ....................................................

you should see an improvement in hair growth.

report back to seabreeze .....................................................................................

Working on it

Mark _australia

23526 posts

17 May 2017 6:16pm

You're all assuming he means his head.

Or that's its a "he" ..............

kiteboy dave

QLD

6525 posts

17 May 2017 8:57pm

The man bun is the new comb-over. Apparently.

Vince68

675 posts

17 May 2017 8:05pm

Just accept it and age gracefully

nosna

QLD

27 posts

17 May 2017 10:57pm

FormulaNova

15090 posts

18 May 2017 11:35am

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kiteboy dave said..
The man bun is the new comb-over. Apparently.

I don't buy it. How can you go from that to a man-bun? It doesn't look like there is enough hair there to do that, unless its actually a wig, which in that case its the same as wearing a wig.

Jupiter

2156 posts

18 May 2017 11:47am

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FormulaNova said..

kiteboy dave said..
The man bun is the new comb-over. Apparently.

I don't buy it. How can you go from that to a man-bun? It doesn't look like there is enough hair there to do that, unless its actually a wig, which in that case its the same as wearing a wig.

**********

He did exactly what SandS suggested...And...On the sixth day, his hair returned ! But now his friends won't come near him.

By the way, should give "Ashley Madison" a try. According to the advert with that dodgy character in a white coat, as many as a stadium full of bald amigos now have a healthy top of hair. I did try to contact Ashley Madison, but all I got was about how to hook up with people for sex !

oldgina

NSW

55 posts

18 May 2017 2:15pm

A very bald good friend of mine once said "the good lord only put hair on Anus' & Vaginas,Vaginas are useful so the rest of them must be Anus' " don't worry about it

(insert slang as required to get the full effect on your mates )

Vince68

675 posts

18 May 2017 12:24pm

rockmagnet

QLD

1458 posts

18 May 2017 4:35pm

And then there was the Russian guy who spent a fortune on a full hair transplant , endured a lot of pain to his head and wallet, went to jail and they shaved his head.

shoodbegood

VIC

873 posts

19 May 2017 8:47pm

Thanks SeaBreezers for all your free advice !

I've decided to go with my original idea and grow old gracefully

And do what do most of the time, not give a ****

Cobra

9106 posts

23 May 2017 6:21pm

Get a rabbit tattooed on your forehead

from a distance it'll look like a hare.

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