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echunda > 9 months ago, 14 May 2014

echunda

VIC

765 posts

14 May 2014 8:55am

What job would you want to do for 1 week?

I think it would be cool to be the person who calls the division 1 lotto winners

What would you do?

ok

NSW

1089 posts

14 May 2014 9:21am

jonny sins? kelly slater? Bj baldwin?

I would take the job that Julia Gillard is currently doing in New York.
Its something she set up in 2012 by getting Auz Aid to donate $270M
Its an unpaid chairmanship of an international education foundation where
she gets to swan around the world,all expenses paid, it also gives her
an excuse not to return to Australia to appear in nasty tribunals etc
that might implicate her in pink batt scandals and/or slush fund capers.
where do I sign...

saltiest1

NSW

2562 posts

14 May 2014 9:29am

you know those council inspectors that are under cover sussing out massage clinics?

FormulaNova

15090 posts

14 May 2014 7:35am

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boofta said..

I would take the job that Julia Gillard is currently doing in New York.
Its something she set up in 2012 by getting Auz Aid to donate $270M
Its an unpaid chairmanship of an international education foundation where
she gets to swan around the world,all expenses paid, it also gives her
an excuse not to return to Australia to appear in nasty tribunals etc
that might implicate her in pink batt scandals and/or slush fund capers.
where do I sign...

So, its unpaid? The type of unpaid where your bills at home keep piling up, but you get no money to pay them?

Yeah, sounds grand!

Pink batts and slush funds? I think you are naive if you think not being here would make any difference to the outcome. If she was key to these proceedings I am sure they would compel her to come back. It's not like she could stay overseas forever.

Dawn Patrol

1991 posts

14 May 2014 10:42am

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echunda said..

What job would you want to do for 1 week?

I think it would be cool to be the person who calls the division 1 lotto winners

What would you do?

I'd like to be the division 1 lotto winner...

But probably a fast jet pilot, or f1 driver. Or maybe star in some grown up films

mick14

343 posts

14 May 2014 12:36pm

There are people who make more money in a week than I do in a year... whatever job that is.

Mobydisc

NSW

9029 posts

14 May 2014 1:09pm

Head of the US Federal Reserve, print out a few billion US dollars and place them with the new bank I'd set up the week before. Close the bank, pay out the depositors who is me, and then do whatever I like for the rest of my life. Might get into a public brawl and show my fat arse to the world every now and then.

Tux

VIC

3829 posts

14 May 2014 4:42pm

International Olympic Comittee or the FIFA president...not that I have any love for either but you could live the rest of your life off the bribes these blokes rack in

Poodle

867 posts

14 May 2014 3:28pm

The cleaning industry did interest me some years back. But then again......

fingerbone

NSW

921 posts

14 May 2014 6:21pm

GIGOLO...

neilpete

184 posts

14 May 2014 4:28pm

a slut,

...but only for a week

whippingboy

1104 posts

14 May 2014 4:41pm

I'd like to be a media advisor for the Liberal party, and troll internet forums and comments pages for a living.
Like a couple of peeps on this site already are

Pitbull

1267 posts

14 May 2014 5:12pm

Porn Star.

lotofwind

NSW

6451 posts

14 May 2014 7:44pm

Feeling for lumps in the under 30's breast cancer clinic.

Stuthepirate

3591 posts

14 May 2014 7:37pm

A plumber.
Then I'd actually appreciate being an electrician more often.

jn1

2683 posts

14 May 2014 7:39pm

A paid product endorser for the following brands:

JP
Severne
Ducati
KTM
Suburu
Lotus
Lamborghini
Ferrari
Yamaha (the Cross plane R1's are nice)
BMW

I think that would complete a week.

"Walk in, **** **** up, walk out.. (and get paid **** loads)"

Dezman

NSW

818 posts

15 May 2014 5:00am

A barman in a high end luxury resort so I can hear the rich complain into they drink about how tough they got it...

Cal

QLD

1003 posts

15 May 2014 9:53pm

Governor General so I could fire this government and somehow implement a legally enforced governmental charter of honesty with no loopholes. Maybe then we could have a real election based on the real positions of those seeking to be elected. (thats only a weeks work, right?)

Lesion

22 posts

15 May 2014 8:40pm

James Packer. 10 mill a day minimum.
Even if I ****ed up so badly on the first day that I got the arse it'd be enough for all of my and my wifes families.

echunda

VIC

765 posts

16 May 2014 10:01am

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jn1 said...

Yamaha (the Cross plane R1's are nice)

Got one and it's a love hate relationship.

Love the engine, but that's about it.

Chilla

136 posts

16 May 2014 8:07am

To work with animals, especially horses <3.

Sailhack

VIC

5000 posts

16 May 2014 10:17am

A Resort critic on a 'lifestyle program'...in Maui.

pearl

NSW

984 posts

16 May 2014 5:05pm

I'd like to wax and pluck Miranda Kerr. She'd be pretty sore after a week though!

youngbull

QLD

826 posts

16 May 2014 5:49pm

cattle muster helicopter pilot or R&D for Aircraft or Boats the fast type. The chance of either happening - zero to nil

jn1

2683 posts

16 May 2014 6:32pm

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youngbull said...
cattle muster helicopter pilot or R&D for Aircraft or Boats the fast type. The chance of either happening - zero to nil

Don't do R&D aircraft/boat, the paperwork will kill it. I saw a doco on cattle muster pilots. Wow, what a job :)

echunda: If they put a Xplane R1 into a fazer frame, I would buy it.

Towny

NSW

903 posts

16 May 2014 7:46pm

Be David Attenboroughs assistant

SandS

VIC

5904 posts

16 May 2014 8:01pm

Gina rineharts gig , one weeks pay would set me up for the rest of my life . and i really like eating PIES !!!!

Mark _australia

23526 posts

16 May 2014 7:59pm

Fluffer for lesbo vids.

Macroscien

QLD

6808 posts

17 May 2014 12:30am

For a week I would like to have Stephen Hawking's job.
I could ride this cool 4x4 vehicle then proclaim theory of everything at the end.
I hope some girls also will be interested.
If not in vehicle ride, so at least at adsorbing my Nobel prize winning gamets for their offspring then.
Money shouldn't be a problem too, unless Black Hole ( read - spuse)will swollow the lot of the Nobel prize monetary value.

seanhogan

QLD

3424 posts

17 May 2014 8:07am

Rocco Sifffredi

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