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Maximum7
Maximum7
4 posts
4 posts
20 Apr 2017 1:49am
I'm trying to make a timeline of future inventions and technology. It would be from 2017-2050, with each year having one invention. One per year, every year starting now and ending in 2050. Can you help me? You don't have to explain how the technology works, just an idea. 33 ideas
slammin
slammin
QLD
998 posts
QLD, 998 posts
20 Apr 2017 5:37am
In 2017 a service that does your home work for you.
Underoath
Underoath
QLD
2434 posts
QLD, 2434 posts
20 Apr 2017 7:14am
2018- a washing machine that doesn't break down 3 months after the warranty fails.
dmitri
dmitri
VIC
1040 posts
VIC, 1040 posts
20 Apr 2017 9:02am
^^
They will be programmed to do so 1 month instead of 3 after warranty falls
theDoctor
theDoctor
NSW
5786 posts
NSW, 5786 posts
20 Apr 2017 9:29am

2019 Bacon flavored toothpaste
Dawn Patrol
Dawn Patrol
WA
1991 posts
WA, 1991 posts
20 Apr 2017 7:48am
2020 the T-1000
Razzonater
Razzonater
2224 posts
2224 posts
20 Apr 2017 8:00am
2025 will be the year of the denuclear air filtration system.
After the war with korea and syria and anyone else there will be huge amounts of nuclear fallout. A air filtration system will be made and only available to the wealthy.
Biodome will be the new reality by 2030
Revhead
Revhead
ACT
372 posts
ACT, 372 posts
20 Apr 2017 10:22am
2049
Variable size sails and boards.
2048
sails which generate their own wind.
evlPanda
evlPanda
NSW
9207 posts
NSW, 9207 posts
20 Apr 2017 10:27am
2050 Time Travel

GOTO 2017
jonnulla
jonnulla
NSW
74 posts
NSW, 74 posts
20 Apr 2017 11:39am
evlPanda said..
2050 Time Travel

GOTO 2017


Collect $200?
da vecta
da vecta
QLD
2515 posts
QLD, 2515 posts
20 Apr 2017 1:12pm
2047: Naish Boards finally invent some decent graphic.

(Just jokes I love Naish)
Chris6791
Chris6791
WA
3271 posts
WA, 3271 posts
20 Apr 2017 11:24am
theDoctor said..

2019 Bacon flavored toothpaste




All things bacon flavoured, popcorn, lip balm, condoms, vodka...

mcphee.com/products

baconsalt.3dcartstores.com/

www.bakonvodka.com/
Elroy Jetson
Elroy Jetson
WA
706 posts
WA, 706 posts
20 Apr 2017 1:45pm
2021 - Centrifugal birthing machine.

It harnesses Newtonian physics to make childbirth easier as.

Expected mother lies on table. The table rotates at high speeds.

Baby is born with ease due to the assisting centrifugal force...



Chris6791
Chris6791
WA
3271 posts
WA, 3271 posts
20 Apr 2017 4:15pm
I've got a fair idea how that would work out if you suggested it to the missus
Elroy Jetson
Elroy Jetson
WA
706 posts
WA, 706 posts
20 Apr 2017 4:29pm
Every Parent wants super kids.

Just have to let her know Superman was born that way.


dmitri
dmitri
VIC
1040 posts
VIC, 1040 posts
20 Apr 2017 9:42pm
Year 2020. Uknown deadly virus outbreak transmitted via the smart phones whipping out 1 billion of the world population mostly iPhone/Samsung users.
All the smart phones are burnt down. The iPhone/Samsung etc managers/investors are executed.
Elon Musk flees to Mars.
Life gets back to normal afterwords.
Pitbull
Pitbull
WA
1267 posts
WA, 1267 posts
20 Apr 2017 7:46pm
From 2017 on wards - Invent a Government that knows how to run a country and not screw it up!
SandS
SandS
VIC
5904 posts
VIC, 5904 posts
20 Apr 2017 9:51pm
this was in 2012 .......................
Ian K
Ian K
WA
4169 posts
WA, 4169 posts
20 Apr 2017 9:22pm
Zero point energy! Don't know how you got away with posting that here Sands. Videos like that should reside in Heavy weather. Along with flat planets and mini nukes. Come on moderators, be alert.
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
20 Apr 2017 11:42pm
^ If that works as claimed it violates the laws of thermodynamics. Just sayin.
(IOW it's bull****.)

Beat me to it Ian.
NotWal
NotWal
QLD
7436 posts
QLD, 7436 posts
20 Apr 2017 11:53pm
Lots of ramifications from genetic mapping and manipulation (CRISPR etc). - Home made viral plagues?
Bacteria that eat plastic?

At least one elegant solution to global warming and a bunch of crude ones.

A cure for stupidity?
Mastbender
Mastbender
1972 posts
1972 posts
21 Apr 2017 2:01am
2017, the year Maximum7 offers his first post asking for future invention ideas, which leads him to a famous life as the greatest inventor since Thomas Edison.
Elroy Jetson
Elroy Jetson
WA
706 posts
WA, 706 posts
21 Apr 2017 1:25pm
2034

Humanoid Robot Maid



Craig66
Craig66
NSW
2466 posts
NSW, 2466 posts
21 Apr 2017 4:19pm
2016 will be the death of red thumbs and the invention of 4 green thumbs per post (or zero for this post)

woops im outside the time line
Jupiter
Jupiter
2156 posts
2156 posts
21 Apr 2017 3:43pm
I am looking for interested investors. This wonderful machine will take the hassle of having a piss, or doing a dump. Not only will it be a piece of piss to do the 2 most mundane tasks, it can potentially make them pleasurable too ! Please read on...

This machine will undo your pants, hold your willy, gives it a proper shake before returning it to the rightful place. As for the other task, too graphic to lay it out here. You will need to log on to my web site to see all the details.

So what you need to do in order not to miss out on this once in a lifetime opportunity to strike it rich?

Just send me your bank details, and I will take care of the rest. I already have a robot that will automatically deduct the right sums of money off your account. So please don't wait any longer. Only the first 30 callers will automatically be accepted. After that, the less lucky one will have to go into a draw. There are way too many interest already. So hurry.

How much, you asked. $30/month.

By the way, next year's model is able to do one more task. It will also feed you as well. So eating, and going to the toilet are just so easy with my invention.
waynos
waynos
TAS
171 posts
TAS, 171 posts
21 Apr 2017 9:21pm
By 2020 ALL ( even American ) windsurfers will know the difference between planning and planing. Does my goddamn head in, for crying out loud it's the core of our sport.
Elroy Jetson
Elroy Jetson
WA
706 posts
WA, 706 posts
21 Apr 2017 7:41pm
Ah yes. Rosetta (Rosie 2.0) was released back in 2044, 10 years after the first model.

George went down to the local Miss Mauds Robot Maid hire and signed up for a one week trial of Rosie 2.0.

Rosetta took half the time to do the household tasks but for some reason Mum wasn't so keen on keeping her.



Mastbender
Mastbender
1972 posts
1972 posts
22 Apr 2017 4:14am
waynos said..
By 2020 ALL ( even American ) windsurfers will know the difference between planning and planing. Does my goddamn head in, for crying out loud it's the core of our sport.


Correct! You must plan to plane.
Mark _australia
Mark _australia
WA
23647 posts
WA, 23647 posts
22 Apr 2017 1:00pm
waynos said..
By 2020 ALL ( even American ) windsurfers will know the difference between planning and planing. Does my goddamn head in, for crying out loud it's the core of our sport.


Even use a number for numbers when typing (does use of 5-oh and 6.2 in same sentence look wrong to everyone or just me )

None of us hold much hope for those kitting though.....
rockmagnet
rockmagnet
QLD
1458 posts
QLD, 1458 posts
22 Apr 2017 4:35pm
It's a no brainer. Anyone who has read books by Peter F Hamilton and the regeneration treatment that takes your age back to whenever you choose. Mostly around 22 - 23. Your brain has an implant recording your memory and keeps an update on the cloud in case of accidental death and a new body is grown from dna.
Fix all the mistakes you made first time round like not selling your favourite house or board. Accumulate wealth and knowledge.
Will someone please hurry up and invent this tech as I'm rapidly running out of time.
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