The theory of JohnJohn, aka
Johnny, is the same person in all the songs across time. One minute he's here, then runs away, BOOM, to Spain? Then before you know it he's a she! And to top it all off, cannibals want her to come home. And that's only the surface, don't get me started about all the conspiring artists with
John in their names... All coincidence? I will leave that decision to the reader, but when does reason or logic stand in the way of a good yarn, aka conspiracy theory.
What worries you, masters you. John LockeE N J O Y