Feel for you Nebs

Running Go-Karts taught us a bit about two strokes, and how to make the little buggers go.
On the same angle with two strokes, my brother gave me a petrol powered whipper snipper, years back, saying it needed a kit due to diaphragm being perished.
Sorted easily
But, a few months later at a BBQ, sitting around bumping the gums with brother and mates, he asked me "how's that whipper snipper going" ?
I said " cuts real good, but a right royal pain in the butt to use"
How so he asks?
Well, I have to pull the plug, tip some juice in, replace plug, grab starter cord, hoik on it, as it fires up, hit the grass, but it runs out of juice within seconds, then I have to do it all again. Takes ages to cut the edges
Deathly silence for a bit, as most knew I was a mech-a-neck, and all thinking, what, he must be thick as two short planks???
Anyway my brother was gawking straight at me with his mouth open, then realised as brothers do, that I was pulling the pizz.

So he went on with the joke, saying Yea, was a pain for him as well, that's why he gave it to me.
Took a few minutes for the mob, to take a swallow on a beer, look around at others in the mob, and finally realised, we were just pizzing with them.
Even today over a beer, some will still ask, "so did you ever get that petrol whipper snipper sorted"